If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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