I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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