It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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