dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Come on in and take your pants off
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