If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And then my night got REAL pukey
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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