i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
