we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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