And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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