yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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