why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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