he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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