He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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