What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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