My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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