ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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