do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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