i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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