They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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