8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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