How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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