Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
