..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Two words: blizzard sex
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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