i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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