The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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