your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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