My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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