Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
try to milk me bitch
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