Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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