I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
