dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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