ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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