she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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