I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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