the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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