Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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