Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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