new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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