real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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