Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
3 2 1 whiskey
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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