i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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