ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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