I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
