I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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