Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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