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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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