rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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