I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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