I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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