Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i came on her dog
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
