Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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